Maybe we're all just insane...
Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

image

Fucking white people
every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)
iguessijustlikelikingthings:

[glasses cleaning intensifies]
crackerhell:

crackerhell:

PRAISE

still true

crackerhell:

crackerhell:

PRAISE

still true

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

rdjsass:

me whenever

lion:

SHADE

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples